February 2012
So, I joined a gym
…. then I got my pyramids. I’ve not been and am binge eating instead.
should have waited a week.
Rookie: LOST: SELF-RESPECT →
ihavenipplesgregcanyoumilkme:
I don’t know, you guys. I’m really at a loss here. I can’t find my self-respect. It seems I have misplaced it. Here’s a photo of me with my self-respect fully intact:
See? Look at how happy I look? I’m fully clothed and you can just see the self-respect radiating off of me.
But somewhere in between that picture being taken and this picture being taken….
...
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Sugar induced anxiety attack.
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"Said, I'd die for you one time but never again."
Ah, I don't understand my new Macbook..
I DON’T LIKE CHANGE!
incendere asked: It's so great in a kind of depressing way haha
Anonymous asked: I think you're beautiful and if I knew you in real life I'd want to be your friend because you seem like a really genuine person, and that's really cool.
Reblog if you want (1) message that will make you...
“I’ve always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the...”
– David Benioff (via tenderskin)
Bleh sadness.
“If I love you, what business is it of yours?”
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the...”
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
One does not simply go out for one drink..
I was so good last night, home by 1am and sober for work the next day. When I arrive I am informed I’m not even rostered :O
Letters From Lovely: There are drunk jerk-offs... →
lettersfromlovely:
There are drunk jerk-offs cavorting on my floor. (I know guys, this is totally unprecedented.)
I hear the noise from my room first, then someone slamming themselves into my front door. No big deal, they’re just horsing around, obviously, except now I’m a little bothered. So I do what any sensible…
“We are dying from overthinking. We are slowly killing ourselves by thinking...”
– Anthony Hopkins (via claudere)
“I would do anything Tim [Burton] wanted me to. You know - have sex with an...”
– Johnny Depp
“I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.”
– Tom Waits. (via onlyafterdark)
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“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman,...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche
“I’m like a lion - I roar. If someone betrays me, I won’t be a...”
– Lisa-Marie Presley